Let’s take it from the top.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted May 18, 2007.

Let’s take it from the top. One of the services my company haphazardly provides is hair testing. The deal […]

Weird look.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted May 17, 2007.

Weird look. One of the up-front girls notified me over our inter-office messaging system that Mr. Quiet’s collection would […]

In May.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 21, 2007.

In May. One of the pieces of information I put on your drug test form is your birthdate. I’m […]

Off my game.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted February 5, 2007.

Off my game. My girlfriend and I moved into our new apartment last weekend. Our respective families got together […]

Crossing The Line

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted January 17, 2007.

Crossing The Line People are sometimes hardheaded and stubborn for no reason other than they want to be hardheaded […]

Nothing to hide.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted January 17, 2007.

Nothing to hide. First thing’s first, I want to offer a quick apology to my readers (new, old and […]

The predicament.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted December 12, 2006.

The predicament. Mr. Greasy hikes up his way-too-baggy pants and asks me, “Hey, is that my piss?”

Just about […]

Much drama.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted November 28, 2006.

Much drama. Office politics. Oh boy.

The number one reason I dislike sharing my office with a dozen other […]

Not fake, just clueless.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted November 16, 2006.

Not fake, just clueless. I pull the next donor’s paperwork out of the slot and check the ID it’s […]

A little privacy, please?

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted November 8, 2006.

A little privacy, please? The layout of our office is simply genius. And by “genius”, of coure, I mean […]