I feel like I could do a whole blog post about Happy Wheels. There is definitely a cool little game-slash-physics engine in there, but it is consistently ignored in favor of inescapable death traps and Justin Beiber murder simulators. To wit: I recorded about an hours’ worth of game, and only saw one or two actual playable levels. Here’s the video proof:
So, yeah. What ya gonna do? Happy Wheels — it is what it is. What else do you expect from a game featured on a website called “Total Jerkface”?