I took a drug test today, my first in many years. It felt strange to be on the other side of the coin for once, receiving instructions instead of giving them, filling out different parts of paperwork I know forwards and backwards. And of course the actual “put your weiner in a plastic cup” bit. That was kind of new.
The lady was pretty nice. A lot nicer than I ever was to people. But then again I already knew the rules and was a pretty easy customer. Or maybe I’m just a bastard by nature. That’s always a possibility.
For some reason this company uses a lab that is clear across the country, so two bottles filled with my liquid waste will be zipping off to California this evening. I’ve never understood why this is a good idea when there are so many perfectly good labs located right here in Flaw-da, but then, nobody asked me.
I’m way behind on my RMN stuff, so I’d better get to work on that!