I could fill this space with a long, stuffy explanation of who I am and what I’m doing here, but luckily I don’t have to. The internet gave us the perfect tool for this a long time ago when people started making those tacky “what character are you?” quizzes. So I just took a bunch of those instead, and am providing the results below.
*chemist*
a user of potions and magical draughts attentive; considerate; prompt
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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a shopkeeper. I’m exceptionally polite and helpful, but get angry when people try to take advantage of my trusting nature.
Take the “What *NSYNC Hairstyle are you?” Quiz
You’re cautious, a bit paranoid. You left the scene for the suburban married life, but somehow, touble seems to follow you and piss on your mornings. You are quick to share your point of view, but have no problems with giving in to the requests of wives and wolves.
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What LoTR Character Are You? |
I am a Pacman Ghost.
I like to hang around with friends, chatting, dancing, all that sort of thing. We don’t appreciate outsiders, and do our best to discourage others approaching us. I enjoy occasionally wandering around randomly, and often find that when I do so, I get to where I wanted to be. What Video Game Character Are You? |
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Which Heroes character are you?
Your Result: Hiro Nakamura
You are Hiro Nakamura. |
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Take the Which Monty Python & The Holy Grail character are you? Test @ The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site
Which Avatar Character are You?
Find out @ Distant Horizon.
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You are the Quaker Oats man! Stodgy and old fashioned, you probably still churn your own butter. Since you don’t have electricity, what are you doing online?
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Take the What Fruit Are You? test by Ellen!
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Besides, there’s plates to clear and cups to clink,
And when that’s done I have to sit and think,
Since then it won’t be long before I need
To sleep again and eat again and drink.
There. Now you should have a perfectly infallible idea of who I am and what I stand for. If you don’t, but think just one more inane personality test might give you the complete picture, point me to it.