Considerations re: Blood Pressure

Complaining about one’s job is quite literally the lowest form of blogging there is, especially when you do the same job as millions of other people. It was at least novel back when I was the Peemeister, because not everyone gets to play with pee for a living, and because drug testing is one of […]

Go for the gold!

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted August 3, 2005.

Go for the gold! I do what’s called a “Gold Service” collection for some of my clients. Gold Service […]

Sign in, please.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted July 19, 2005.

Sign in, please. People don’t know what to do with my sign-in sheet. I’d say about 75% of my […]