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Let’s get one thing straight: Shadow Complex is not Super Metroid. Pretty much the entire internet is buzzing about how it is Super Metroid. The developers have bragged about how much they cribbed from Super Metroid. There was probably some stirring in Nintendo’s legal team. But they needn’t worry; Shadow Complex is not Super Metroid.
That [...]

So I’m super-enjoying Bioshock. I like how the game has an easy mode that is actually easy, as in “any reasonable person could play this game and not die.” Last time I played a shooter on easy was Halo 3, where easy meant “if you’ve already mastered Halos 1 & 2, you might find this [...]

Not entirely rain, of course. If I’d been non-lazy and shot it this morning instead of sleeping in I’d have been fine. But it’s been thundering most of the afternoon so… yeah, I’ll do it tomorrow.
I’m kind of weirded out by how much thunder bothers me these days. I once fried an ethernet card by [...]

If you’re a freedom fighter from our robot-blasted future you won’t notice anything is awry, but this blog had its first ever missed daily update yesterday. Sorry about that. If you’re a frequent reader it’s likely you didn’t notice anyway since the server was unavailable. Sorry about that too. I can’t update the site if [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 29, 2006.

The pool place.
One of our biggest clients is a pool company, as might be expected for Florida. The company is so big, [...]

Back when I played World of Warcraft I used to keep a blog for my adorable gnome warlock. Every Saturday I share another of her adventures here. The following was originally posted April 16, 2007

The etymology of “belf”.
In exchange for picking the topic of his blog post yesterday, I’ve allowed that grumpiest of paladins to [...]

After the main plot in one of the chapters of Final Fantasy 4: The After Years you have the option of running that character’s challenge dungeon. At the end of the challenge dungeon sits a treasure box which sometimes contains a piece of high-end equipment. You’re supposed to run the dungeon over and over again [...]

Hey kids! Let’s learn the law with the help of the Arizona Foundation for Legal Services and Education!

White children grow up to be important white men pointing at important charts; black children grow up to be incarcerated and grow long, pointy beards.

All black children are armed at all times. It’s okay to strangle them as [...]

You’re probably not reading this, because a message from Google is telling everyone that my website is full of dangerous and insidious malware, but if you were brave enough to click past that and get to this update… you’re probably disappointed at the lack of any real update.
Short version: the site was hacked using a [...]