Some map I doodled at work last night.

No idea what I’d use this for, if anything. I present it here without commentary to see if anyone else can make sense of it at all.

(Click for make bigger. Warning: huge.)

Half-a-story: Beacons

Sometimes stories don’t go anywhere. Here’s one I’ve been tinkering with for a while. I think it’s a neat concept, but if there’s an actual story in here somewhere I’m just not seeing it. (Or, rather, I don’t think any stories utilizing this concept would be cooler than the actual concept itself.)

The first beacons were [...]

Suikoden VI: The 108 Stars of Destiny

There is no Suikoden VI, of course. But it’s nice to speculate. And speculate we did, shortly after Suikoden V came out several years ago. My good buddy FD and I had long conversations about what the grand finale of the Suikoden series might be like: nations from all over the globe teaming up to [...]

‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas

Instead of a Nomic comic today, here is a wonderful Christmas comic I put together with some very talented people back in my fanfic-writing days. Enjoy it in good health!
‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas

Zombie Annihilation on 34th Street

a holiday poem by Ricky Scibbe
In the distance there was moaning,
A deluge of festive groaning,
Dusty vocal chords intoning as they shambled down the way.
Dead and gone and freshly buried,
So we thought; to the contrary:
They rose from their cemeteries, joining us this Christmas Day.
At first we were apprehensive.
Some of us were downright pensive.
But none thought to [...]

Even

They say bad things happen to good people. Well, good things happen to good people too — but no one complains about that.
An investment banker cheats on his fifth wife with some gold-digging floozy, and the universe doesn’t care. Not one bit. Gnash your teeth about it if you want, demonize him until your throat [...]

The only possible title for this is “The Case of the Missing Rain”

This was whipped up today during my downtime at work. It’s the result of precisely zero research, editing or revision and I have absolutely no idea where I could possibly go with it.
Jocelyn could see every grain of wood, every knot of rigging. Every detail made sense, and the ones that didn’t she pieced together [...]

The character who won’t leave my head.

Here’s a frequent-ish occurence: I’ll be laying in bed trying to fall asleep when an extraordinarily vivid almost perfectly-formed character will just suddenly pop into existence and then not leave. Sometimes I’ll get up and try to expunge the interloper with some slipshod writing. Sometimes I just toss and turn until I drift off into [...]

Quite Contrary

Quite Contrary
a short story about Mary Sue
It was pouring, and Mary Sue had just caused another accident. Her second this year. She had been sitting at a red arrow, focusing her attention on her iPod, when someone behind her honked. Misinterpreting the honk as “the light just turned green, so go” she tried to make [...]