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Didn’t get a chance to catch Survivor on Thursday, so it’s Peemeister today and Survivor tomorrow. Enjoy!
From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted May 27, 2008.

The Super-translator.
I met a real live [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted August 31, 2007.

Dignity, or…
Somewhere along the line my bosses fixed the problem where I would get called away from my desk to do drug [...]

Still getting the computer put together, so you get Peemeister a day early! Huzzah!
From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted August 7, 2007.

Can’t handle the truth.
One benefit to my mainly-standard office [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted July 20, 2007.

Cue trombone sounds.
I’ve been handling supply orders in the office for the past month or so. The girl who did the job [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted July 16, 2007.

It’s a bit nipply in here.
I think every office across America has that one room which is always twice as cold as [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted June 28, 2007.

No, it’s an egg in a frying pan.
Peemeistering has been a little on the quiet side lately, so I thought I’d share [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted June 26, 2007.

The Revenge of Mr. Tattoo
Mr. Tattoo came back today for round two. He was in from a different car dealership; you’ll recall [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted May 18, 2007.

Let’s take it from the top.
One of the services my company haphazardly provides is hair testing. The deal with hair testing, essentially, [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted May 17, 2007.

Weird look.
One of the up-front girls notified me over our inter-office messaging system that Mr. Quiet’s collection would need to be witnessed. [...]

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 21, 2007.

In May.
One of the pieces of information I put on your drug test form is your birthdate. I’m not precisely sure why [...]