Upgrade OR DIE

I’ve been getting this message several times a day for the past month or so. The date keeps getting pushed back every couple days, otherwise it’s exactly the same. I’ve tried blocking and warning AIM, but apparently they don’t stand for that kind of nonsense.
The whole situation is pretty amusing, honestly. What’s going to happen [...]

This post could have been a tweet, if I still cared about Twitter.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if the Westboro Baptist Church protested the Church of Scientology?

Go ahead. Have some Skype sex.

I don’t usually make it a point to read Cosmo, but sometimes when you’re holed up in the bathroom tending to business there’s nothing else at arm’s length to read. Like cracked.com the entire magazine is broken up into easily digestible lists, and this morning I had enough business to give me time to nutter down a [...]

Tales From the Camera Phone

I snapped this at about 6:30 this morning from the xth floor of the office building where I work. The idea of standing in an ultra-modern air conditioned office building and looking out over a couple of good ol’ boys fishing away a muggy July morning struck me as incredibly amusing for some reason.

Putting Internet Debates to Rest Since 1954

uh

This… does not bode well.

Three Unrelated Things From Beyond the Grave

Hmm… I guess I’ve done enough “three unrelated things” posts that it could kind of be its own category. Maybe worth thinking about. Anyway…
1) Final Fantasy IX looks fantastic on the PSP. I really cannot believe this game is ten years old. This game is older now than Final Fantasy IV was when it, itself, [...]

A short list of things ePSXe can kiss.

My ass.

I have no idea why recording video with this emulator is so bloody difficult. The built in software video plugin supposedly has a recording feature, but it silently doesn’t work, and there doesn’t seem to be any documentation as to why. Recording with Camtasia is possible only if absolutely no other software is running, [...]

Cleverbot vs. Cleverbot

Some dudes I know were posting funny conversations with Cleverbot, a silly AI that’s good for wasting time with but not much else.
I’m too meta for that. I decided to make Cleverbot talk to… itself. And with surprising results! Here’s the unedited conversation; the only thing I supplied was the very first “Hello”:
Cleverbot A: Hello.
Cleverbot B: How [...]

I Broke Mafia

Since I’ve been dead in our forum Mafia game for a few weeks, I joined some cats on IRC last night for a couple real-time games. Each game has five players, and is more of a logic puzzle than a social interaction. Four of the five players are cops, and one is a mobster. Each [...]