I was about to call it right after djSyndrome's first response, because it is the perfect suggestion. In the end I decided to combine the MGS motif with ringworm's suggestion to use a female name.
Beat had some good suggestions, so I picked his best one.
I named the THIEF ADAM because, as well all know, Adam stole my heart long ago. *wistful sigh*
Wh.MAGEs are weird because most FF1 players consider them borderline required, but after you learn every goddamn thing about the game they're pretty much completely useless. This leads to a lot of (sometimes heated) pro/anti Wh.MAGE debates, so I think my Wh.MAGE's name is particularly fitting.
I guess this is where the Let's Play! begins in earnest, so time to get down to business!
Next: I, Garland, will knock you all down!