Six Weird Things I’ve Heard On The Phone At Work, Provided Without Context

1) “I need help dealing with old people!”

2) “What’s the area code for 1-800 numbers?”

3) “I was at a party, and someone put a microchip in me while I’m drunk, and now it’s making me sick.”

4) “Who do I talk to to complain about the toxic gas the city is pumping up through my septic tank?”

5) “I’m only calling because I collect acronyms.”

6) “If I dialed the wrong number, how come you answered? Idiot.”

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