I’m still with Coco, but…

…Coco apparently isn’t with me. The closest his Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour is getting to me is Atlanta, GA, which is to say, a seven or eight hour one-way drive.

He’s going to be in DC about ten days before I will. Just missed ya, Co-NAN.

It does strike me as strange that the tour isn’t coming to Orlando, at least, given that it’s one of the most popular tourist locations in the fourth most populated state in the union. It could be they’re still adding shows, though, and I’m just pre-emptively bitching. Or it could be that NBC owns Florida. I guess I don’t really know.

Anyway, check the show list and if Mr. Hair Flip is going to be within driving distance of you, by all means go. Go and be entertained, then come back here and rub it in my silly Floridian face. I dare you.