is it because i barked during myst? 🙁 i’m sorryyyyyyyy”
Who is this mysterious “They” and why did they shave poor Edgar?
Man, just look at that dog’s eyes. It is planning something truly evil for retaliation.
Fortunately he only weighs five pounds (more like 3.8 without the hair), so it’ll be the “d’awww, isn’t that cute?” kind of evil and not the “ZOMG RUN” kind.
That’s just what he wants you to think
No, seriously, my dog is a total pussy. I just now rolled his tennis ball to him, and it rolled over his paw, so he yelped and then went and hid under the table. Now he’s cowering in fear. Of his tennis ball.
Also it is a tiny miniature tennis ball. He cannot lift a regular one.