How To Win Every Stupid Internet Argument, Forever

This video should do the trick.

Yes, I am comfortable with today’s scrawny-ass non-post. I’m doing a public service here.

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4 comments to How To Win Every Stupid Internet Argument, Forever

  • Meditative_Zebra

    In an alternate world the entire internet followed this advice. Within two weeks the web ceased to exist.

  • DragonShadow

    i’m now frantically searching for somewhere to post this, but have yielded a suprisingly small amount of internet arguments in my searches. it’s like the internet became suddenly very tame today.

  • EscapedesALLOVERTHEGAFFBOIZ

    See, what starts 99% of arguments is not that others disagree with your opinion, it’s when person X states that object/person A is objectively poor, rather than person X commenting that they themselves merely do not enjoy it/agree with it, and then stating why. It goes a bit like this:

    “MUSE ARE FUCKING SHIT BAND, YOU DUMB CUNT”

    “But w-wait, Tom, don’t you like Radiohead? Radiohead and Muse are like Tic and – ”

    “YOU SHIT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID SHIT, RADIOHEAD ARE MILES objectively BETTER MUSICIANS THAN MATT BALA…BOLOX WILL EVER BE.”

    instead of

    “Why George, Muse just dont suit my tastes. This particular guitar rift is….*cont.*”

    “I see where your coming from ,Tom. I respect your opinion. Lets have sex.”

    know what I mean?

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