Anagrams!

If you re-arrange the letters in my name, you end up with…

…Bardic Birches, a group of particularly poetic trees.

…”Hi, Disc Crabber,” a greeting shouted to a fisherman on his way to catch disc-shaped crabs.

…Sir Chic Dabber, a knight who gives sponge baths to trendy and fashionable women.

…Iced Rich Barbs, a series of cold-blooded yet deeply flavorful insults.

…Debris-Rich Cab, a taxi made from the wreckage of other taxis.

…Basic Birch Red, one of the millions of colors you can make with the BEHR ColorSmart system (available exclusively at Home Depot).

…Rich Bride Scab, an unsigtly skin blemish used as an excuse for a vain woman to call off her wedding.

…Rich Crib Beads, an award-winning line of infant jewelry.

…”Bah, Cribs Cider,” the critical response to a less-than-stellar brand of apple juice.

…Scarcer Bib Hid, why it’s so hard to find a bib when you need one.

…Circa Herb Bids, around the time Herb was at the auction.

…Bribes Rich Cad, the only way you can get a rich cad to do anything.

…Aced Birch Ribs, how well I did on the smoked barbecue exam.

…Each Crib’s Bird, one to a crib, please.

…Chase Crib Bird, quick! One of the crib birds has escaped!

…”Crib Bird Sac, Eh?”, the detective asked as he examined the re-captured crib bird’s testicles.

…Birched Bi Cars, shameful corporal punishment administered to cars with no sexual preference.

…A Rich Crib’s Bed, a baby so rich even his place to sleep has a place to sleep.

…Rich as Crib Bed, given the above, an expression used to describe the extravagantly wealthy.

…”Sad Crib, Eh Crib,” a children’s book that contrasts a sad crib and an indifferent one.