Here’s a toy!

One of the metrics by which I measure whether or not I’ve delivered a good blog post for the day is the length of time you people spend amused at my antics. I can happily assume that long, informative posts like yesterday’s take between five and ten minutes to consume, which is a job well […]

You should probably click this link…

…and then watch it for three hours.

You’ll be glad you did.

They Ain’t Gots To Go Hungry

Every time I clicked over to YouTube today and saw this out of the corner of my eye:

I thought for a split second there was a cockroach crawling around on my computer monitor.

Three Happenstances That Are Unrelated (So Far As I Know)

#1: My Xbox is broken! Aaahhh!! Looks like it’s an E47 error, which means I can fix it by opening up the box and squirting thermal paste all over the place. Apparently some people have fixed this particular error by letting their Xbox run while wrapped up in a blanket, but that sounds like a […]

Rebalancing Castlevania.

I wrote this huge amazing post detailing how I’d like to see the characters in in Castlevania HD rebalanced… but I left it on my work computer. Which means what you’re reading right now isn’t a post, per se, so much as a placeholder which will magically transform into a post at some later time. […]

Three Woefully Unrelated Things

I still haven’t gone back to watch the end of Survivor: Nicaragua… but I have had the ending spoiled for me. I am now very relieved not to have gone back to watch the end of Survivor: Nicaragua. I’m glad the one and only player who wasn’t a disgusting human being went on to […]

Mafia Again

And this has to be the absolutely most nerdtacular installment yet!

Seriously you guys? Homestuck Mafia? We are through the looking glass here.

It’s Back

I woke up late tonight, but when I did so I learned there was a case of Pepsi Throwback waiting in Peanut’s trunk for me.

Furthermore, I learned this case of Throwback didn’t have the words “Limited Time Only” printed on it.

Now I can die happy.

My Clock Is Better Than Your Clock

Things we need words for.

We need a word for the compulsion people have to ask a question they have already received an answer to. Working in a call center this past year has convinced me this is a common enough phenomenon that we need a way to refer to it. I’m sure this conversation happens to people in many […]