I’m drawing things!

The context will be made clear in a day or two, hopefully.

Three Dissimilar Things

Dissimilar Thing the First: It took twenty minutes to drive to Tampa this afternoon, and an additional thirty to fight traffic long enough to park. Seeing the Trans-Siberian Orchestra in concert was almost worth the unbelievable aggravation and hassle that comes along with inching through a sea of inconsiderate assholes in SUVs.

Anyway, it was […]

A Haiku About the TSA

air travel is cheap

it only costs dignity

fat dude gropes your junk

What the F*ck?

We have this board game called What the F*ck? I don’t know what the * is supposed to represent.

It is a drinking game. The object of the game is: you pose a question to another player, and that player is given one of two choices. The player thinks about his/her answer, then every other […]

Three ridiculously unrelated things.

We suffered a death in the family this week, which shook the world up a little for a span of a couple days. This isn’t the reason I’m so terribly behind on NaNoWriMo and my other writing duties, but I suppose it’s nice to have a quasi-excuse. The funeral was today and most of […]

I only had time to write one line today.

And it is about how, now that we have harmonies and keyboards in Rock Band, we need Tainted Love.

Going to get a hamburger, then see Saw VII!

“Brickroad, that was two lines!”

Under-promise, over-deliver. That’s my motto.

Three Things So Unrelated It’s Practically Racist

Unrelated Thing #1: I didn’t attend the Rally for Sanity. I would have, if I were within anything-distance of D.C., but as it is I just had to stay home and catch the highlights on Comedy Central and YouTube. Here’s the crowning moment:

That’s got to be the most important political speeches given in […]

I admit there are flaws in my creative process.

One of those flaws is, I like to capitalize on the amount of downtime I have at work, and use that time to write posts. However, since the office sits behind the Evil Draconian Firewall, I can’t actually make the posts from work, which means if I do something dumb like forget to e-mail the […]

A Fun Activity Page For Kids!

I Fixed It