Vlog #008: KFC gives Brickroad an aneurysm and he dies.

It’s one thing when you go to Olive Garden and order the shrimp primavera (or whatever) and they’re like, “Sorry sir, we are out of shrimp.” That’s a real restaurant trying to stock hundreds of different ingredients. One too many people ordered shrimp that day. It happens.

Fast-food joints should not have this problem. The most complicated fast food place has like fourteen things on the menu. KFC has maybe half that. Your options at KFC boil down to fried chicken, extremely fried chicken, and fried chicken wrapped in a tortilla with maybe a sprig of lettuce in there. I could maybe forgive them if they ran out of lettuce.

My goodness. I could just rant about this for days and days.