Let’s learn the law!

Hey kids! Let’s learn the law with the help of the Arizona Foundation for Legal Services and Education!

White children grow up to be important white men pointing at important charts; black children grow up to be incarcerated and grow long, pointy beards.

All black children are armed at all times. It’s okay to strangle them as long as you’re aware of the risks involved.

Sometimes black men pose as police officers in order to lull you into a false sense of security, and then lock you up in their basements. Remember: real officers have badges, not puppies!

Interracial couples are illegal! Always remember: black passengers should sit in the back seat where they belong.

Not all black people are criminals! Some are considered valuable members of society, as long as they’re willing to rat out their own to the white authorities. This perhaps makes them even less trustworthy, though.

Always remember, anyone can be a proud, upstanding citizen as long as they’re a clean-cut white male.

And now we know the law! Thanks, Arizona Foundation for Etc. Etc.! Vote Republican!

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