Jailbait.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted April 11, 2006.

Jailbait. The people I deal with on a daily basis sometimes infuriate me, sometimes bore me, and sometimes even […]

August 23rd, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

The pool place.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 29, 2006.

The pool place. One of our biggest clients is a pool company, as might be expected for Florida. The […]

August 16th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

Pissing contests.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 22, 2006.

Pissing contests. I’ve never had the pleasure of having an actual pissing contest with one of my clients, only […]

August 9th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

The other side of drug testing.

I took a drug test today, my first in many years. It felt strange to be on the other side of the coin for once, receiving instructions instead of giving them, filling out different parts of paperwork I know forwards and backwards. And of course the actual “put your weiner in a plastic cup” bit. […]

August 6th, 2009 | Category: Journal, Peemeister | Leave a comment

Directionless.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 17, 2006.

Directionless. One thing I’m particularly terrible at is giving directions. The main reason for this is because I tend […]

August 2nd, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

He’s really short.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted March 3, 2006.

He’s really short. It occurs to me that someone could read my blog and come away with the impression […]

July 26th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | One comment

An open letter.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted February 21, 2006.

An open letter. My last post was about a mean old hag who yelled at me for doing one […]

July 19th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

The drug test place next door.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted February 16, 2006.

The drug test place next door. This may come as a surprise, but two doors down from my office […]

July 12th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

The lockbox.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted February 14, 2006.

The lockbox. Some people decry drug testing as being invasive, and perhaps to some extent it is. I don’t […]

July 5th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment

Shouldn’t have said that.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted February 2, 2006.

Shouldn’t have said that. Working in the service industry, one learns to hold one’s tongue.

Of course there are […]

June 28th, 2009 | Category: Peemeister | Leave a comment
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