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“The stare.”

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted October 20, 2006.

“The stare.” My new official title is “shipping manager”, but that isn’t as exciting as “peemeister”. Fortunately, I’m still […]

“But it’s only a drug test…!”

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted October 2, 2006.

“But it’s only a drug test…!” If you love to read long court summaries where a drug test collector […]

Sued, or whatever.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted September 27, 2006.

Sued, or whatever. I wasn’t really sued. That isn’t the right word for it. I don’t even know what […]

Ain’t random.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted September 20, 2006.

Ain’t random. “I’m here for a random drug test, man.”

He says random sarcastically, and makes mock quotes with […]

The crime of eating lunch.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted September 7, 2006.

The crime of eating lunch. My lunch hour is between 1pm and 2pm. As I am the only employee […]

Phone games.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted July 7, 2006.

Phone games. Ring ring.

Good morning. Patient service center.

“Is this for the drug test?”

This is a drug […]

Special rules for special people.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted June 30, 2006.

Special rules for special people. I said I was going to update yesterday, and I didn’t, and I’m glad […]

…why?

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted June 26, 2006.

…why? It’s about 5:03 p.m. I’m in the back room stacking boxes of collection kits, waiting for my girlfriend […]

Disgusting jobs.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted April 26, 2006.

Disgusting jobs. People always wonder how I can do my disgusting, filthy job. People wonder all the time how […]

The Two-Story Translator

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted April 11, 2006.

The Two-Story Translator At about 9am a young lady walks into my office requiring a pre-employment drug test for […]