Gnomeregan – let the troggs have it.

Back when I played World of Warcraft I used to keep a blog for my adorable gnome warlock. Every Saturday I share another of her adventures here. The following was originally posted March 6, 2006

Gnomeregan – let the troggs have it.

Like all good litle gnomes, I was supposed to grow up to […]

This new ad on YouTube is horribly deceptive.

First off, I want to object to the first thing I see when I go to YouTube being a kid puking out a hideous poop tendril. Used to be the first thing I saw when I loaded up YouTube was a list of all my subscriptions which had updated, which is great. Last week […]

Movie review: Open Water

I have a lot of unwatched movies on my shelf. It’s time to go through and rectify that dilemma. I started tonight with Open Water.

Now, before you roll your eyes and groan too much, you should know that I only spent $4 on this movie. It came off the very, very back of the […]

Apparently jetpacks are real and nobody told me.

And they’ve been around forever. Why am I always the last to learn about these things?

So there are people who are willing to lash five gallons of jet fuel to their backs and zip around at 80+ mph, and we have the technology to make it happen. Why has nobody invented rocketpack basketball yet? […]

Vlog #001: Hey Brickroad, buy some curtains!

Update 6/20/09: For some reason this one post is getting spammed all to hell and back. I’m disabling comments on it.

I got a cheap video camera and figured I’d try my hand at a weekly video blog. I definitely have to fix the lightning inthis room.

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Game review: ThisIsNotTom.com

I’m trying to figure out the inherent difference between a riddle and a brain-teaser. I think the fine line might be that a brain-teaser requires outside knowledge whereas riddles contain all the information you need. Therefore a brain-teaser is a puzzle that presents you with a situation and then says, “Using the sum of knowledge […]

Today is loser day.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted July 29, 2005.

Today is loser day. Loser Day is the day all the Losers come for their drug tests.

Not that […]

My voidwalker is a wuss.

Back when I played World of Warcraft I used to keep a blog for my adorable gnome warlock. Every Saturday I share another of her adventures here. The following was originally posted March 2, 2006

My voidwalker is a wuss.

I’m told that lesser mortals need to form teams in order to get anything […]

Survivor: Tocantins, week five

Awww, isn’t it just adorable how Spencer thinks anyone actually gives a crap how gay he is?

Erinn has Coach’s number. Like, exactly. Everything I’ve been saying about Coach and his crappy game, Erinn just summarized in last night’s episode. Of course nobody else on Timbira seems to […]

You hate Monopoly for all the wrong reasons.

I like board games, and Monopoly is forever one of my favorites. Unfortunately I never get to play Monopoly because I am the only mortal creature who enjoys it. Every other person in the world, without exception, hates Monopoly. What’s more, you all hate it for absolutely stupid reasons.

If you hate Monopoly (and you […]