Kinetic Cipher (Again), again!

RMN is having an event today called Release Something, the idea being you’re supposed to provide an actual download for whatever RPGMaker thing you’re working on. I took a couple days to clean up the loose threads in my old canceled RM game, Kinetic Cipher. So here, after two years of being canceled, is the […]

Can you believe what weaklings the Horde are?

Back when I played World of Warcraft I used to keep a blog for my adorable gnome warlock. Every Saturday I share another of her adventures here. Today’s not Saturday, but I have something better to update with tomorrow. The following was originally posted August 8, 2006.

Can you believe what weaklings the Horde […]

A 120 gb music player costs $30,000 to fill using iTunes.

Once again I’ve found a goldmine of bloggin’ material in the ads on YouTube. I don’t know why YouTube ads seem to be the only ones on the Internet that really jump out at me. It’s not like YouTube is the only mega-site I visit over the course of my day. I guess theirs are […]

Writing like crazy.

Totalling up all the various projects I’m working on right now, including this blog and my weekly video, I’m having to spend at least three or four hours a day writing just to stay on top of everything. It feels really good to be so productive, but it’ll feel better if I can ever manage […]

Vlog #014: How Twitter single-handedly saved the entire world!

Seeing the images of what happened in the wake of Iran’s election makes me despise that clown Pastor Steve Anderson even more. Next to “I was shot in the face for protesting an obviously rigged election at the hands of my oppressive theocratic government”, “I taunted law enforcement professionals until one of them legally […]

I am an official video game reviewer!

Well okay, not real video games. RPGMaker games. But hey, gotta start somewhere right?

I’ve been asked to join the team over at rpgmaker.net. My two official duties are to write game design articles (a subject I can quite literally speak on endlessly) and to review the site’s featured game. These are services I used […]

End of the line.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted December 9, 2005.

End of the line. One of the larger construction companies I deal with has an unusual method of notifying […]

Old Uncle Sideburns.

Back when I played World of Warcraft I used to keep a blog for my adorable gnome warlock. Every Saturday I share another of her adventures here. The following was originally posted April 3, 2006

Old Uncle Sideburns.

As a warlock I have virtually no use for family, extended or otherwise, and I do […]

Friday is news day!

A few tidbits of news, if you please!

First, the site is getting hit pretty hard with the spam. I’ve got some bits and baubles installed to keep an eye on that for me, but it’s blocking good comments and letting spam through. I get so few comments on my blog posts as it is, […]

Our FF4 sequel was better. (part four)

…and today, part four in my three part series about some fan game that never got made. Don’t worry, this one won’t take long. See, here’s the deep, dark secret about collaborative RPGMaker projects: they always die.

Always.

What generally happens is a bunch of guys with hyper-inflated egos get together and talk about some […]