I only had time to write one line today.

And it is about how, now that we have harmonies and keyboards in Rock Band, we need Tainted Love.

Going to get a hamburger, then see Saw VII!

“Brickroad, that was two lines!”

Under-promise, over-deliver. That’s my motto.

Survivor: Nicaragua, week seven

I know, I know, I was shocked too! This episode actually featured a little bit of… playing!

My favorite part was the unique immunity challenge. I rarely comment on challenges anymore, partly because I’ve already seen them all and partly because I’m usually more interested in the results of the challenge than the challenge […]

This guy’s van is awesome.

There are only two options here.

Either this man is a friendly entrepreneur attempting to build a rapport with his community…

…or he’s devised a clever front for having a sack of kindergarteners in the back of his van.

Retro Heroines

It all started when I made this weird, rambling post complaining about Samus Aran’s characterization in Other Msome crappy new game I hadn’t even played. Basically, I feel like there aren’t enough awesome female protagonists in video games. I took an inventory of every console game I’ve purchased in the last ten years and made […]

Misunderproductivity

I just had probably the least productive day of my life. I got only an embarrassingly small amount of NaNo writing done, gave up on processing LP screenshots halfway through out of sheer lethargy, and didn’t even have the energy to put my Rock Band 3 disc back in the Xbox for my daily pro […]

Failing at NaNoWriMo

According to my NaNoWriMo stats page, at the rate I’m going I will finish by December 3rd. So far I’ve done the bulk of my writing at the office, where there aren’t a bunch of crazy distractions like Mafia and Chris-chan and video games.

My Twitter has been absolutely bustling with people lamenting some variant […]

Game of the Year… FOR EVERY YEAR

This cool thread showed up on Talking Time today. What has been your game of the year every year since Super Mario Bros.?

Here’s the list I came up with:

1985: Super Mario Bros. 1986: The Legend of Zelda 1987: Mega Man 1988: Mega Man 2 1989: Tetris 1990: Final Fantasy 1991: Final Fantasy IV […]

Survivor: Retardsville, week 684

Why even bother doing episode recaps at this point? This season can just be distilled into a list of retarded things the players keep doing, over and over.

Does Marty know that his opposing alliance is allowed to split their votes? Like… he knows that, right? That the whole alliance thing is a mostly […]

Uncle Sam is My Homeboy

Science proves that voting is way more awesome if you do it after a couple days without shaving. Peach fuzz is patriotic and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I voted, and it was awesome, and if you haven’t I am better than you. If you are reading this and it’s still before […]

NaNoWriMo ’10

I’m currently 3200 words into this year’s National Novel Writer’s Month. This is my first year participating. In the past I have always been defeated before I even got started by my certainty that I would fail.

There’s nothing on my Author’s Page yet, but you can still check it out by clicking here, if […]