With heroes like this, our country doesn’t need any villains.

This update is a rant. Sorry in advance, everyone.

A few weeks ago the subject of my video blog was Pastor Steve Anderson, a preacher from Arizona who claims he was unjustly searched, arrested, and then beaten by border patrol agent. This egregious violation of his civil rights was so important he decided to flaunt […]

Let’s play Super Metroid!

Earlier this week I finished up this video Let’s Play of Super Metroid.

If you’d rather watch it over at YouTube, here you go. The series is about 70 minutes long, so grab a snack or something.

Super Metroid runs are usually defined by their goals. You can play it for speed, or to […]

Vlog #010: Texas couple loves shooting people, writes sign about it.

Today’s vlog is about this horrific murder that took place a week ago in Texas: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/6416320.html

The sign is a little hard to see in the video (thanks, YouTube compression!), but it reads:

TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT SURVIVERS WILL BE RESHOT!! SMILE I WILL

The sign is what really brings this story together for […]

Survivor: Tocantins, finale

Well, a long and poorly-editied season has come to a close.

The first immunity challenge was no surprise. When you’ve got one athletic person left in the game and you ask everyone to please clambor through a series of rope tunnels, the conclusion is probably as foregone as you can get. I wonder if […]

Flimsy little strips.

From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Sunday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted November 8, 2005.

Flimsy little strips. It can be uncomfortable — even absurd — to know that sometimes a crucial element in […]

My personal life is none of your damn business.

Back when I played World of Warcraft I used to keep a blog for my adorable gnome warlock. Every Saturday I share another of her adventures here. The following was originally posted July 12, 2006

My personal life is none of your damn business.

It would not be prudent to disclose the reasons for […]

Survivor: Tocantins, week twelve

I usually don’t watch the parting words. Nothing against them, really, my DVR just tends to cut them off. This episode, though, I went out of my way to not watch them because, Christ on a cracker, I feel like I’ve heard just about everything Coach could ever possibly have to say. Which isn’t […]

Weird childhood associations.

It’s strange how long the completely weird and utterly illogical associations we make as kids stay with us.

When I was little one of my friends had a really awesome computer. Like, way awesomer than any computer you’ve ever had. The best game was SimCity. Like, the oldschool original SimCity. We played SimCity for hours. […]

Survivor: Tocantins, week eleven

Very little to talk about this episode. The editors aren’t even trying to fool us into thinking Stephen and J.T. might break up at this point. Coach and Debbie get to scuttle around a bit, but that’s all they get to do. Stephen made mention that Debbie is a very strategic player and that she […]

Vlog #009: I make no apologies for being an apologist.

I make fun of M. Night Shyamalan movies while also defending M. Night Shyamalan movies. gg bro