Ah, the good ol’ Gross-Ass Smoothie challenge. Of all the Survivor challenge archetypes I think the Gross-Ass Smoothie is probably the cruellest. There’s a very strong sense of, just get it down you wussies. Gawd! Anyone can suffer through something gross, right? Well, no, not really; no more than people can just magically be […]
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From 2005 to 2008 I maintained a blog about my experiences working in the drug test industry. Every Saturday I revive one of those experiences here. The following was originally posted September 20, 2006. Ain’t random. “I’m here for a random drug test, man.” He says random sarcastically, and makes mock quotes with […] Step One: Determine which two characters will interact. The standard method of doing this is to put up a dartboard withthe cast’s pictures on, but in a pinch you may throw a die and consult the following chart: Sookie Sam Bill Tara Jason Lafayette If you come up with the same character twice, just have […] They say bad things happen to good people. Well, good things happen to good people too — but no one complains about that. An investment banker cheats on his fifth wife with some gold-digging floozy, and the universe doesn’t care. Not one bit. Gnash your teeth about it if you want, demonize him until your […] I don’t know what terrible thing I did to Peanut to make her want to leave me for the next ten days, but apparently I’m on my own. Here’s hoping she doesn’t return to find me a starving, gibbering mess. So scientists have done this super-cool thing where they rammed something big, heavy and solid […] |
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